I'm hank.
I was your typicalemergency room doctor until I got fired.
You let a billionairehospital trustee die to save some kidoff the street.
- I made a judgment call. - You made a mistake.
- This is my brother. - I'm evan R. Lawson,cpa.
He took me awayfrom my troubles and to the hamptons.
And suddenly I had a chance to becomea whole new kind of doctor.
Turns out the wealthyand not-so-wealthy out here could use a guywho makes house calls.
So I got a second chanceto do what I do best.
Uh,I'm sorry,you're offering me a job?
Almost.The official offer will come from our E.R.Department.
But there's an opening,and you're our first choice.
I-I did not expect thattonight.
Um,yeah,I guessI need to think about it.
Oh,no,totally.I mean,it could be...
a great opportunity.
- For hamptons heritage. - Or not.
My reputation might precede me.
You know,the last hospitaladministrator who hired me lived to regret it.
I'm not scared.
- Wait. - What?
Your phone.
It hasn't rung yet.
Oh,yeah,yeah,yeah,we have a new system.
All hankmed callsare forwarded to evan or divya when I'm busyenjoying myself like I am tonight.
- Here's to technology. - Okay.
You know,this place used to bean old family diner.
I came here for milkshakesafter band practice.
Now it's uranium shakesafter work.
So what did you--what did you play?
In--in band,what did you--
um... glockenspiel.
I am sorry.Did you just say glockenspiel?
- Sexy,right? - Yeah.Hot.
My mother insisted.
She playedwhen she was in school.
A glockenspiel dynasty.
I was the black sheep.Believe me.
So you settledfor medicine.
And that's pretty muchmy story.
It's a good story.
Thank you.
So now what?
Really?
Glockenspiel?
call me ishmael.Call me the rainmaker.
Call me-- the proudest brotheron earth.
- Oh,my god. - Get out,evan.
No,you got to hearmy news first.
I just landed us a whale,hank.Like a whale.
I can't believeyou're still here.
- Okay,fine,I'll be in my room. - Okay.
Okay,I'll be in my room!
- Singing in all the rainI've made. - Don'T.
And that's pretty muchmy story.
I-I do have an early daytomorrow.
Right.We'll get it right next time.
Yeah,yeah.
Whenever that is.
- No rush.How's tomorrow night? - Perfect.
- I'm thinking your place. - Okay.
So this guy rob millersays he's svp of r&d at grant limited.
So I say,"like,what,you're in nano technology?
" I can't believeyou didn't even knock.
He goes,"nano technology?That's,like,so 20 years ago.
"And I'm like,what?Like,how sexually arousingis that?
And then you just keptstanding there,like a bellhop waitingfor a tip.
Oh,oh,and the patientis rob's wife claire grant,
who's the evpof digital marketing at grant.
She's the evp,and she's pregnant,right?
Just a total violationof my privacy.
The grants,that's like one of america's richest families.
Like,it's old money,it's new money.It's money of all ages.
- Jill and I were finallygonna,you know... at least I think we were. - This is really gonna puthankmed on the map.
Oh,and you know whereon the map exactly,by the way?
What?
- What are you talking about? - Grant's island.
Yeah,as in the familyhas their own.
It's hundreds of acres.
It's 360 degreesof exclusivity.
Just a 15-minute copter rideaway.
They probably staff itwith robots.
It's probably staffedwith really smoking hot,sexy robots.
Are you readyfor the weekend I've basically just been waiting formy entire life?
I have planswith jill tonight.
Take a rain check.Here,as rainmaker,I'll issue you one.
My god,this is goingto be a gigantic gig for us,and we needed a getawayanyways.Perfect.
We're in the hamptons.This is the getaway,remember?
Have a good trip.
Mr.Miller's wife is threeweeks from her due date.
No complications.
Claire organizes this weekend every yearwith her sister.
They spent summerson the island growing up.
It's one of the few thingsthey share in common.
I've been trying to talk claireout of it this year,but you can't arguewith a grant.
That would be un-american,right?
So you areour last-minute compromise.
I've been called worse.
At hankmed,we aimto compromise,so that's great.
That's the worst businessmantra I've ever heard.
Why are you laughing?
Did I give you the impressionI was hiring a team?
Because claire likesto keep this only family.
Look,she's going withor without you,and I'm at your mercy.
So,please,dr.Lawson,just give me a number.
Name your price.We both know that,for a price,anything's possible.
Oh,I'm sorry,buddy.
I know you had high hopes.
No,you know,it's completely fine,you know.
The dream can wait.The lifelong dream.
- The nightly fantasy... - ev,the guy said,"name your price.
" You should be drooling.
Money isn't everything,hank.
Have fun.
It is a good clientfor hankmed.
And they clearly need you.
You can coveron the mainland?
Light schedule today.Nothing I'm not fully trainedto handle.
And if anything comes up that's above my pay grade,you're a consult away.
I'll be in touch.
It was a bait and switch,claire.You're the onethat said no nanny.
I just thought one weekendof us fending for ourselves and not trippingover our staff would be nice.
Then why are you bringinga doctor?
Just in caseof emergencies.
When you're a mother,claire,you'll understand that everything is an emergency.
- Ladies,hi,I'm sorry. - Stop,stop.
I couldn't help overhearing.
Evan R. Lawson,cfo of hankmed.
And--oh,brotherof dr.Lawson here.
Hank.Pleased to meet you.
Oh,hi,so are you coming?
- I am. - Yeah!
Great.And I was justabout to explain that,while I'm nota professional nanny,
- per se,I am a college graduate...- evan.
With four summersat camp echo,as well as a stintwith big brothers,which was really enlighteningfor me.
Not to mention getting held backin the second grade,
so I have a lot of experienceworking with younger kids.
- No. - Sold.
Get your bags.
Really?
Uh,okay.
- Safe flight. - Give me your phone.
- Real quick. - Thank you.
Just got to forwardall hankmed calls to divsy.
Done.
And done.
We're off.
- Bye,divya. - Ciao.
- Bye. - A nanny.
Don't ever use that word.
- I'm not a nanny. - I'm a manny.
And look at these kids.They're housebroken,man.
They're practically gonnatake care of themselves,
leaving me time to sign the grantsas hankmed retainees
and enjoy some fun in the sun on a lush refugewith its own zip code.
Everyone aboard.We're off.
Are you sureabout your due date?
Um,give or take.
Sorry,hon.
Come on.
Hey,kids.
How are you?Evan R. Lawson,cpa. I'm the cfo of hankmed.
I'm your very own mary poppinsfor the weekend.
Mary who?
Mary... mary poppins has an umbrella.
We're gonna create magictogether.
- Claire. - Yeah?
I know how muchyour family values its privacy.
I'll try my best not to intrudeon your special weekend.
No,you know,I'm actuallykind of warming to the idea.
In fact having you alongis inspiring me as we speak.
- Really? - Yeah.
In what way?
I'm gonna give birththis weekend on the island,and you're gonna deliverthe baby.
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Royal Pains Season 1 Episode 05
Welcome to grant's island,kevin.
Oh,it's evan.Evan.
And,you know,rob,if that retainer proposalisn't for you,you know,
hankmed is actually looking for a venuefor our corporate retreat.
So we could explorea quid pro quo if you want.
Oh,is that better?Okay?Good?
So I don't want to pressure you.
Ah,there's will.
Oh,look at you.
- Another generation coming. - Yeah.
I didn't know if you'd be out here this year.
Oh,no,especially this year.
Oh,this is dr.Lawson.
Hank.Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you too.
Will's family has been taking care of our island for generations.
And this is kevin,lois's nanny.
So it's evan,but that's completely cool.
Pleasure to meet you.I am so excited.
Can't wait to meet the rest of the staff of the island.
You just did.
Hey,rob,how are you,man?
- Hi,bill. - Hey,lois.
Hey,you guys want a lift?
Nothing against your truck,will.
I'm sure the suspension was cutting edge in 1951,but it might be a rough ride for claire.
I can walk.It's okay.
Slowly.Very slowly.
Okay,everybody else in the truck.
Hey,arlo,how you doing?
Hey,kids,who wants to ride in the back with me?
- I do!- No.
Okay,all right,well,then,I'll ride in the back.
- Great.- Hold on.
So rob and I completelybonded on the chopper.
Gave him a few really good ideasabout some new software apps.
And I had a nice chatwith claire.
Really?What'd you find out?
That from now onwe're gonna get to know our clients before we boardtheir aircraft.
Okay,that's it.
Anybody who has anythingwith a battery,chip,or a cord,hand 'em over,no exceptions.
Aunt claire,we're memorizingour audition song.
Yeah,we're gonna winthe american idols.
Oh,no,it's american idol,kids.
Not for us.
Honey,come on,I can't go cold turkey.
There's no signal up hereanyway.
Well,it's not gonna stop you from writing,you know,
emails or memos or emails about memos.
Uh,I'm a little confused.
I thought the grants wereall about technology.
If you really needto speak to someone,will has a sat phone,okay.
I mean,we've becomemore attached to our devices than to each other.
This is the exact opposite of what mom and dad wo--would have wanted.
Some things change,claire.
Well,some things shouldn'T.
Here,you know,let me get that.Take a breath.
You need to relax.
Okay,sis,no tech.
So long as blenders are exempt 'cause I'm not mixingmy margaritas by hand.
So I like that move.
The whole forget the dsin the pocket trick.
I saw that.Nice smuggling operation.
Suffer with the rest of us,kiddo.
Sorry.I'm sorry.
Thanks a lot,kevin.
- You suck. - Okay,it's evan.
Arlo,trust me,this island is a special place.
Try to enjoy it.
Yeah,it's true.We'll just rough it.
Yeah,maybe we'll find,like,an antique atari in the house and we'll bring it backto life.
There's no tvin the house.
What do you mean,there's no tv?
What do you plugyour blu-ray player into?
I can give you an idea.
You--
there's no tv,hank.
There's no tv.
Like,what are we supposedto do at night?Just sit around and think?
You wanted a getaway.
Well,yeah,not withthe sisters from the shining.
Why do you get to keep yours?
- For medical necessities. - Like what?
Like breaking dateswith hospital administrators.
I'm not gettinga single bar.
What kind of island is this?
Hey,beautiful.
Do you hear?The board wants a short listby monday.
For the E.R. Position?
Gordon doesn't retirefor a month.
They're nervousabout emergency being short a physician.
What did hank lawson say?
He's thinking about it.
I know about those lawsuits pending against him.
He really shouldn't worryabout that.
We'd be lucky to havea doctor like lawson.
I'll follow up.
Do it soon.
This is our room?
Dibs on top bunk.
Okay.
Oh,these beds remind meof passaic.
Remember that?
Our secret spacehibernation pods.
Oh,you mean the bedswe got 'cause dad lost our houseand we had to move into a crampedtwo-bedroom apartment?
It wasn't an apartment,hank.
It was the intergalacticstarship ranger-3.
And it was awesome.
Yeah,you're right.
My bad.
Your fundal height showsthat you're about ready to go.
Everything looks good.
Oh,I think I just feltyour baby kick.
Great.
Your O.B. Notedno placenta previa.
I do see you havea high frequency of certain antigensin your blood.
Yes,that is a family thing.
We're in a rare blood group.
We grants like to be exclusiveabout everything.
It hasn't causedany problems?
No,none.
So when do we induce?
Claire,we're not inducing.
Why?Why not?
Come on,we both know the 40-week thingis just guesswork.
I mean,look at me.Look at me.
I am full-termand ready to pop.
Yeah,I wouldn't induceeven if I could.
Then why did you bringthe pitocin?
As a precaution,and I hope the kleptomania isn't hereditary as well.
There are other waysto encourage labor,
like hot bathswith evening primrose and various formsof stimulation.
All great for inducingand for your husband when you're back home.
Claire,really.
What is the rush?
On our nightstand,rob and I have a wireless router where our wedding photoused to be.
This year my sister and i exchanged happy birthdaysvia text message.
And I love lois's kids,right,but every oneof their experiences is basically virtual.
They've been denieda connection to the real world and to their family.
My child is gonna havethat connection from the start.
And you will do a great jobof providing it after your baby is born in his or her own time.
Okay?
Yo.
Hey,arlo.Hey,so your uncle rob andthe twins are gathering wood.You want to join?
It's too hot.
Okay.
Uh,you want to hit the beachwith me and cool off?
I hate the beach.
What do you mean,you hate the beach?Come on,the sunny breezes,the cool water,the soft sand?
I don't like sand.It gets in my socks and shoes.
Uh,that's 'cause you'rewearing socks and shoes.
Come on,will can drive us.It'll be fun.
Maybe he'll let you shift.
I don't thinkwill likes me.
What do you mean?How could anyone not like you?
Get in the truck.
Just trust me.It'll be fun.
Yo.
The last few years,I haven't been able to talk himinto doing anything.
You're a good nanny,steven.
I'm a manny,and it's kevin.
Evan.
- Oh,yeah,how about that? - Yeah,it sounds sweet.
- Yeah. - See,this isthe original joystick,arlo.
Well,not the original joystick,but,you know.
As far as you're concerned... um,okay,so what's gonna--whoa,whoa.
Calm yourself,little guy.
God,it's a big truck.You got to respect it.
You got to respect it.
When he pushes downon that little clutch lever down there with his foot,
then you're gonna--how doesthis kind of truck work?
Well,it comes towards me and then back.
Up and back,that's first gear.
Okay,you ready?
- Yeah.Okay. - Let's do it.
All right,can we use a littlemuscle there,big fella?Pull it right back.
Whoa,whoa,whoa,whoa.That's fine.
A little bit of grinding's fineat first.
- It's completely okay. - Let's just try it again.
You know what,let's try it again.I'm gonna help youthis time.
This is just like when my dadtaught me how to drive,except he wasn't even there,
and I was 10,and I took out this entirefamily of lawn flamingos.
But let's justdon't tell anyone that.
- Um,you ready? - Okay.
Let's do this.Up,and then back.
All right. You go.You push.Yes!
- Oh,my god!- Hey,here we go!
You're a natural.
Yeah,hey,not bad,huh?
How could youeven propose that?
Our portfolio's down30% this year,claire.
We barely ever use this place.
And what about will?
Well,what about him?
If you're searchingfor a signal,doc,you're gonna have to swimfor it.
There's no servicein the middle of the ocean.
Oh,I really needto cancel a date and probably order flowers.
Ooh,wife or girlfriend?
Girlfriend,maybe,before I stood her up.
Yeah.
Well,you can ignore me,claire,but we still haveto respond to the offer.
Well,the island'snot for sale.
You know what,you can justuse the satellite phone.It's in will's truck.
Oh,okay,great,thanks.
All right now,second's a little tricky.
Yeah,don't messwith second.All right,you ready?
No,I want to do it alone.
Well,we should--okay,all right.Only when he says,though.
Okay,well,be careful.Okay.
Ditch!Look out for the ditch!
Oh,my god,what is that?
- You okay? - Just jump down.
Are you okay,arlo?Anything hurt?
I told youI didn't want to go.
How about you?
Will?
How you doing?You okay?
Oh,yeah,no,I'm fine.
Yeah.
Wish I could saythe same for the truck.
And the phone.
Well,that sucks.
- And your leg. - Oh,my god!
Don't put any pressureon it,okay?
- Why would I? - Come here.Turn around.
- Did I sprain it? - Let's go,guys.Get his back.
- All right. - We got you.We got you.
Okay,let him down gently.
Take it easy.I got it.
- Try not to move. - Okay,all right,all right.
Easy. Easy.
Okay. It's okay.
It's just your bone.
Just my bone?
Clear the table.
I'm sorry,I'm sorry.
It's a compound fracture.
Irrigating the wound.
Okay,okay.
Okay,all right.Get ready.You're gonna feela big pull,okay?
- Yeah,okay. - All right.
Okay,it's lined up.
Antacid and sugar.
To prevent infection.
What is that?What is that?
All right,so unfold the towels.
Unscrew the malletlike this.
- Here,just like that. - Make a splint right here.
Hold those close together.I want youto hold the toe right there.
- It's okay.It's okay. - When I tell you,I want you to lift.
- Okay. - Okay,all right.
And lift.Hold these in tight.
- I know,will.I know. - It's just gonna take a sec.
Here we go.
Just one more.
- All right.Breathe. - Okay,it's done.See,we're done.We're done.
Gently,gently,gently,let it down,let it down.
It's going downand then it's done.
Okay,okay.
- Does it hurt?- No,no,I'm fine.
You're supposedto be the patient.
Well,now you'remy patient too.
Are you on any medications?
Uh,yeah.There's a list in my pocket.
Oh,I got it,I got it.
- The pills are all in my room.- I'll get 'em.
Great,but slow down.
You gonna send meto a hospital?
As soonas the chopper returns.
About your truck,I know my brotherwas the one-- it wasn't kevin's fault.
It's evan--never mind.
But,arlo,aw,that poor kid.
One screw-up after another.
Now he won't talk to you,won't look at you.
Makes you worryhow he'll grow up,get by in the world.
Every family has one.
Now take it easy,okay?
Okay.
The doctor will follow upnext week.
****
Do you knowif someone paged hankmed?
Divya?
Hank's P.A.,Right?
Jill,hank's friend.
Right?Right.
What are you doing here?
Oh,I'm coveringfor hank.
Wait,hank asked youto cover this?
I think there's beena miscommunication.
I'm sure hank will give youa call when he gets back--
if you had an appointmentor something.
Yeah,we had a something.
When he gets backfrom where?
Well,he left town.
He left?Why?
Well,I'm reallynot at liberty to say.
Hey,gorgeous,look at youin civvies.
Quite a treat.
Dan irving.
Attending physicianin jill's E.R.
Divya katdare,hankmed.
- We are a profess-- oh,I know all about hankmed.
Yeah,great.
Hey,don't let meinterrupt this.
No,this isn't--
tell dr.Lawsonhe can call me directly if he has any questionsabout the position.
Oh,and you can call meabout anything.
Hank was offered a positionat hamptons heritage?
I'm really not at libertyto say.
Can you really get itto work?
No blow dryers.It's a common but fatal mistake.
You want suction,not heat.You got a dust buster?
Claire probably prefersthe broom.
Okay,anything that sucks.
You seempretty tech-savvy there.
Well,you know,I've dropped phones in pools and toilets... the occasional mojito.
Hot tubs,koi ponds,and a volcano.
So that battery is toast,huh?
Well,yes,but if we drythe handset out,we can use the charger.
Because the charger works without the battery.Shouldn't you know all this?
Nah,the stuff I deal withis all next-gen.
It doesn't even need batteries.
That sounds very lucrative.
It's hank.Please leave a message.
Um,sorry I missed you tonight.
Uh,maybeyour phone died... although you do seem to bein touch with your assistant.
Anyway,uh,nowthat you've slept on it,I need to know how you feel.
About the job.
Not us.
Not that there even is an us.Yet.
And not thatI'm not open to it.
And I'm totally coolwith taking things one step at a time.
And either way,that has nothing to do with the job offer.
Unless,of course,that's what's freaking you out.
And if it is,I would totally understand because...I sound crazy.
All right.
Let's delete,regroup,and start over.
Your message has been sentand marked urgent.
No.N-n-no.Oh,my god.
* She'll be coming aroundthe mountain when she comes *
yo,how's your patient?
For an old guywith a compound fracture,high risk of osteomyelitis and/or a fatal embolism,
he's surprisingly stable.
How's yours?
I pounded on it,I screamed,like,"don't quit on me!Don't you quit on me!
" But then it just quit on meanyway.
Look,if we can callfor evac and not just wait for their chopper,I'll breathe a lot easier.
Then I shall breathe lifeinto that phone.
- Are you cooking pasta? - Saline.
See,this is what happens when all you watchis the health network and the food channel.You get confused.
Hasn't been on the med schoolcurriculum since 1850,so I'm ballparkingthe proportions.
All right,well,good luck with that.
What were you thinking,evan?
Letting a 12-year-old drive?
Mannies need to empowerthe lads in their charge.
It stifles anarchy.
He was just shifting.So what?
So we're stuckon a remote island with an injured senior,
a woman intenton inducing herself,and no phone service.
Or we're stuckon an amazing island where,yes,an accident happened,
but a skilled physician and his charismatic brotherwill save the day,
give a mother-to-besome much-needed family time,
and cement a futurewith long-term clients.
You want a s'more?
Okay,are you madjust 'cause you're here?
Or are you still mad becauseI walked in on you and jill--
she offered me a job.In her E.R.
As in,like,a bail-on-hankmed- and-leave-your-cfo-high-and-drykind of job?
Well,that'snot how she put it,but,yeah,it could have that effect.
And what did you say?
That I'm gonna thinkabout it.
What's to think about?
Look what we've doneso far.
Look at the grants.
They're like the von trappsout there.
It's like the ultimate proofthat there's nothing like a family business.
The closer we stayto each other,the better.
You said that after dad left.
A long time ago.
You ever wishyou could call him?
Just say hi?
Sometimes I wishI had a father I wanted to call.
Is claire out at the campfire?
- Uh,no. - Keep an eye on will.
Any change,let me know.
Claire?
Relax.Breathe.I'm here.
So am I,man.
What the hell?
You're not--so sorry.
I thought you were...in...labor.
No,um... hank.
So will needs your hel...
get out.
He was on the floorwhen I found him.
- What happened? - Oh,is the baby coming?
Oh,I tried to get up.
No,no,we don't wantto refracture his leg.Get some help.A lot of help.
Okay.Oh,I'm sorry.I'm so sorry.
- Oh,it hurts. - It's okay.Just stay right here.Don't move.
Thank god will's okay.
He is for now,but a compound fracture can be very dangerous,especially all the way out here.
And so canan italian induction.
Oh,is thatwhat they call that?
I'm sorry.He was havinga blackberry withdrawal.
Yeah,I had no idea that sexcauses childbirth.
That kind of came out wrong.
No,I had no idea that it induces laboreither.
Uh,spicy foodscan also cause contractions and add nausea,
vomiting,and dehydration to the miracleof childbirth.
Honey,listen to the doctor.
Thank you.
That sucks!
It's the only thing thatI actually wanted to do here.
Okay,well,don't blame me.I'm just the manny.
Yeah,we covered that.
- You suck too. - I'm--oh.
Arlo!
What happened?
He just--he heard thatpaintball was cancelled,and he found the news,uh,unsettling.
So maybe you could liftthe ban on video games?
'Cause it would reallycheer him up,and,you know,it would make my jobso much easier.
I'm gonna add a "please"in there.
Could you pleasejust give me the ds?
About last night,I get defensivewhen I fear someone's interferingwith my career goals.
But that's no excuse.
And I apologize.
So do I.
I should have made it clear,I don't want to derail hankmed.
I'm sure it's tough enough startinga successful concierge practice.
Well,almost as toughas starting an unsuccessful one.
Twice.
I have to make it workthis time.
Even if hank takesthis job,he can run hankmedon the side.
And both jobs would suffer.
It would be a mistake.
But one hankcould very well make.
Seems like you and hankare similar that way.
Trying to have it all.
Mixing your patientswith his.
Mixing your professional liveswith your personal lives.
Maybe it iswishful thinking.
Not thatmy hyper-compartmentalized lifestyle is the answer.
I mean,my parentshave no idea what I do.
How do you pull that off?
Carefully.
And sometimes I thinkit would be less confusing if I could just let everythingget all mixed up.
No,mixing reallyhasn't worked for me.
My ex is a doctor,an E.R.Doctor,
and that didn't turn outto be such a great call.
Well,speaking of calls,evan screwed upthe forwarding of our phones.
And because hank's cellmust be out of range,I'm gettingall of hank's messages.
Uh,I'm sorry.All--all of them?
I might have deleted onelast night.
By mistake.Of course.
Good strong pulse.
Good capillary refill.
Huh,your temperature'sa bit elevated.
May I have some water?
Coumadin.
This wasn'ton your list of meds.
Oh,yeah,it's a new one.
I keep forgettingto take it.
This is a blood thinner.Don't tell me you took one.
Oh,I took two.
I thought it may helpmy headache.
When did your headstart hurting?
Uh,this morningor last night.
- You were supposed to tell meif anything-- - well,it's not that bad.
It's just,you know,a little sore.
There's a bump back here.Did this happen yesterday?
I guess.Oh,I didn't notice.
What do you mean,I suck?
I don't suck.Even if I did suck,you can't be telling me I suck.
You're,like,12.
What's wrong with you?
The truck accidentwas your fault.
Well,if it's any consolation,my brother agrees with youon that.
I hate this place.
I always screw something up.
When I was eight,I forgot to tie off the rowboat.
The next year,I burnt down the tree house.
And now this.
If you'd have just let mekeep my nintendo,none of thiswould have happened.
I got this reinstated.
That's what I came down hereto tell you.
But he's--he's bleedingin his brain?
It may be a slow bleed,but he took a blood thinner,which increases the riskof a complication.
And if there is a complicationbefore the chopper get back?
Well,patients are alwaysbetter off in a hospital than the middle of the ocean because you never know.
No,no,no,will isyour only concern right now.
My legs are crosseduntil he is okay.
What can I do to help?
Uh,stay with him.
Uh,monitor his mental status.
If he starts to fadeor repeat himself,get me right away.
What can I do?
Okay,I need a drill.And all the bits.
I need lois on hand,and I really needthat sat phone working.
All right.
What level are you on?
Stage.Final.Third time through.
Whoa,nice.
Nice plasma burst,iron man.
Thanks...kevin.
It's cool being a hero,huh?
You know that can happenin real life too.
This may be really hardfor you to believe,like,I know it's crazy,
but I used to screw up,like,all the time.
Seems like everything I did,my brother would come along and just do it better.
- Shocker. - He was the hero.Always.
He got allof our parents' attention.
Well,I'm sure you get that,having two adorabletwin sisters.
I always needed hank's help.
Especially after our dadbailed on us.You know.
Here's the funny thingabout life,though.
It's actually a lotlike that game you're playing.
It's all about justputting in the time and finding your strengths.
And if youscrew up,you start over.
If you screw up,you start over.
And,eventually,one dayyour moment comes.
Did your moment come?
Very recently,actually.
My brother needed mefor once.
And,needless to say,I came through--like superman.
Not like superman.He's too much of a boy scout.
More like batman 'causehe's dark and mysterious and good with the ladies.
But just hang in there.Your moment'll come.I promise.
You just died.
Sorry.
What are you doingwith the blood?
Trying to finda clotting factor for you.
You know,just in case.
Claire,could you come herefor a sec?
All right.Put steady pressure on this.It'll bleed longerthan you think.
What are you doingwith the blood?
Thank you.
Will doesn't knowhis blood type?
Oh,I'm o positive.
I'm type a,but I haveiron deficiency anemia.
Ugh,then you reallyshouldn't donate.
So you can do all thiswith a tray?
Yeah,the mirror bouncesthe light,so I can seehow the bloods mix.
If they're incompatible,they clump.
Ah,just in time.I need your finger.
Okay,I need to knowwhere you intend to put it.
What the hell?
Look,will may needa transfusion.I'm lookingfor a compatibility,and the grants haveatypical antigens,
so I don't expectany matches there.
Mm,of course.
Can you really tellthat way?
It's primitive,but you see how this one's agglutinating,or clumping up?
That's mine.It's no good.
In fact,damn. Damn. Damn.
I'm taking that's bad,medically.
No one's compatibleexcept lois.
Well,I'll do it.
No,I can't riskadding another patient to our roster out here.
Will's stopped talking.
He's stopped talking.
Will?
Open your eyes.
Stay with me,will.
Will.Will.
What's happening?
The herniation's puttingpressure on his brain.
Let's tilt his head,okay?
Can't you relievethe pressure?
Without a clotting factor,he'll bleed out.We don't have a match.
Well,what about me?Are you sure I can't do this?
No way.You're pregnant.Remember?
Use me.I'm a match.See.
What?Dude,what did you do?
I did it just how he did it.
No agglutination,right?
Right.
It'sa very selfless offer,arlo,but I can't use youfor the transfusion.
Why not?
Look,you're too young to provide consent.
Yeah,it's very thoughtful.
What does that mean?
His blood pressure's rising.
I'm not stupid.I know what consent is.
Tell the doctorit's okay.
Okay,dude,you don't have to do this.
I want to do this.
Where is this coming from,arlo?
This is notwhat I meant before,okay?
Look,I don't knowwhat's gotten into him,but I want to embrace it.
If it'll save will,you have my consent.
Let's transfuse.
You're doing great,arlo.
Is it working?
I want to see.
Dude,just lay still.That's your only job,and it's an important one.
We don't want you fainting.
That's my job.
Well,speaking of your job,where are the twins?
Uh,I'll go checkon them.With pleasure.
Oh,will's bloodis starting to clot.
You did it,arlo.
His heart rate is falling.
Not for long.
Rob,we're ready.
The head bleeds a lot.Soak it up as fast as you can.
Here we go.
Hot stuff coming through.
You got it?
This one,right?
Half-inch?
Here we go.
Hold steady.
Wait,wait,he's bleedingmore,he's bleeding more.
No.The hematoma's draining,which meansthat any second now...
his blood pressure'scoming down.
Oh,claire.
Oh,will,we're all here.
How you feeling,arlo?
So the twins are reading,and they're still twins,
and the medevac chopperis about ten minutes away with the second one rightbehind it for the rest of us.
How'd you callfor a chopper?
He resuscitatedthe sat phone.
Call me supermanny.
Oh,I seeyou used the drill and...
Okay,okay,easy.
Easy with the leg.Turn him to the left.All right,will.Good.
You're clear!
Hey,did you call 911?
Yeah,the ambulanceis waiting at the helipad,and our chopper's,like,five minutes away.
Drink your juice,dude.
It'll put hairon your chest.
You need some too.
No,you didn'T.
You're a smart little hobbit,aren't you?
Nice one.
Arlo really stepped up today.
Like a real grant.
You're right.
I'm so proud of him.
You know,maybe you're rightabout this place.
There is something specialabout it.
See?
Hey,I hopeyou got my message.
Yes,and the ravesfrom my neurosurgeon.
Guess you hada busy weekend.
Yeah,you know,I really was stranded without cell service.
Can you hear me now?
Because I need an answeron the E.R. Job.
Did you think about it?
Actually,I kind of forgotto think about it.
And I thinkthat says something.
Can we,um... yeah.
Look,I loved the E.R.,But the weekend made me realize how much I'm enjoying this.
And not just the independence.
I'm getting to knowmy patients as people.
So I'm not saying never,but for now I'm gonna seewhere this takes me.
I hopeI'm not letting you down.
Maybe just a part of me.
Which part?
I realized something elsethis weekend.
What's that?
I missed you.
You don't knowwhat you missed.
I got to deal with this.
Oh,can I call you later?
I don't know.Can you?
What?
That makes no sense.
No,just trust me.
Look,we can watch thisand dvr that all at the same time.
Why would I watcha tv show set in a hospital?
I'm in a hospital.
Because the peoplein this hospital aren't all really charismatic supermodels.
Are these guys bothering you?
You got to get meout of here,doc.
I'm working on that.
Doesn't he look great?
Thanks to him.And especially to him.
And thanks to youfor giving me my first lessonin motherhood: I am in control of nothing.
You are gonna bea great mom.
Eventually.
Mm,and I would liketo invite you to the island again next yearas my guest.
I'm in.You want to book the manny too?
How are you with infants?
- I'm honestly--I'm-- - you can come.
I have a soft spotfor siblings.
Awesome.Thank you very much.
Hey,short round,you want to get some ice cream?I'm buying.
Isn't there free ice creamin this hospital?
Oh,yeah,that's the point.
Enjoy.
So the grants are partof a rare blood group.
Your blood matchedlois and arlo.
In fact your only matches were grants.
Tell me,will,what are the odds of that?
Well,you have to askmy grandmother and claire's great-uncle.
Please don't say anything.This generation of grantsdoesn't know.
Why wouldn't you wantto share a secret like that?
Oh,wear a suitat corporate headquarters?
No,I like my independence.
And I belongon that island.
It's where I feel connected.
Well,sounds like at leastone grant feels the same way.
Maybe you should facebook her.
- Which book?
God,I'm tired.Being rainmaker's exhausting.
And rewarding.
Just one more reason I'd neverleave my cfo high and dry.
Good.
You did a good jobwith arlo.
It is easierbeing big brother,I find.
Let's agreeto disagree on that.
But it is excitingto see you bring a whole new skill setto our little family business.
Does that meanI get a raise?
Depends.Can you make yourselfscarce tonight?
For a price,dr.Lawson,anything is possible.
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